Thursday, October 28, 2010

art-a-fish Battle royale

Who would win the ultimate fight between a stewy griffin or a dogfish. Well stewy is cute and cuttley with lots of weapons, the dog fish is a cutie patutie he can swim in water and  bark and likes long walks on the beach and to be pet 42 times behind his ear. The two scarey midevil cuties are meeting in the world of youranis to fight to the death. at youranis stewy throws in the first move by shooting the dogfish on the fin the dogfish returns the shot with a screeching "ouch". Stewy fallls over from the cuteness, stewy then runs over to dogfish using light speed, dogfish jumps in the water and stewy chases him, stewy disappeared out of know where and shows up in front of dogfish in a car driving as fast as a car can go when its submerged under water. In cute fear dogfish uses barking power to save him from the car but dogs cant bark under water so he gets hit by the slow moving vehicle and his fur gets cought on the bumper. Dogfish cant get awy so he falls down to his death, stewy who thought jumping in the water with a car would be super effective drounds. So this is how i thought this fight would go down the battle of the cuties.

Monday, October 18, 2010

T 3 baby

My top 3 blog is on the top 3 best all-time hockey players. i judge them on the skateing goals and assist record
1) Maurice Richard - fastest most powerful skater to hit the ice. he played in the nhl 1942 to 1960. back in his erra he was the toughest and by far the best hockey player of the century. The most prolific goal-scorer of his era, the first to achieve the feat of 50 goals in 50 games. He finished his career with 544 goals in the regular season, with 82 in the playoffs which included a record six overtime winners and led the league in goals five times. He also got 421 assists for a total of 965 points in 978 games. He retired as the NHL's all-time leading scorer.
2)wayne gretzky- Nicknamed "the great one". he was mainly regarded as the best hockey player to hit the ice of his erra and has been called "the greatest hockey player ever" by many sportswriters. Upon his retirement on April 18, 1999, he held forty regular-season records, fifteen playoff records, and six All-Star records.He is the only NHL player to total over 200 points in one season  he accomplished four times. In addition, he tallied over 100 points in 15 WHA/NHL seasons, 14 of them consecutive.
3)nick kapusty-  well to start off hes a very nice fellow, he works hard in the corners and usaully comes out with the puck he has great hands and leads the scoring in penticton midget hockey he has a bright future ahead of him. He is also very good at breaking sticks on his knee he is an all round talented big boy. he is also very pretty.

Monday, October 4, 2010

T lotner

OMG taylor is my main man he stared in Twilight the best book/ movie ever.

well you probs dont know im probably the biggest taylor fan of all time. I loved the part when taylor took off his shirt for Bella. hes so romantic, my friends are always saying stuff like your not normal loving taylor like that but i never really got what they were trying to get at.i think there silly, like just look at his muscles how can you not like him. well anyways ive been reading other books because the new book hasnt come out yet, im really angry rite now. The book i just strated is a harry potter and the 2 cuddly bears but its not as entertaining as taylor so when i read that book i think of Harry as taylor. When i hit the gym i listen to taylors voice it really pumps my heart. Some people like to call me mrs.taylor but i dont get it cause im not a girl......hmmm, who ever agrees with me comment on my beautiful T Lot Paro.